I’m Such a Hoarder

I’m such a hoarder. 
The good kind of course, not the crazy kind that you see on TV living in their own filth or, is that what THEY say before they’re found dead being eaten by their cats?
For someone who loves clean, sleek, modern spaces, I can’t seem to rid myself of crap that I know I will never use.
Favorite categories include but not limited to are gift bags, Tupperware, holiday cards and anything that Jacob’s sticky little fingers have touched.  There are boxes of his “artwork” from Preschool carefully packed away in the attic that will one day reveal to him my madness.
Occasionally I get the urge to purg and today was one of those days.
Uh oh, look what I found circa 2000.

Now how can I throw out a vintage BeDazzler???
Back to holiday cards, how long if at all do you keep them?