Blogging is like Sex!
Just read an interesting quote by Kevin Anderson that resonated with me and so I thought I would share plus the below is pretty funny too…enjoy!
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βThe bottom line is that blogging is like sex.
You canβt fake it. You canβt fake passion.
You canβt fake wanting to engage with the public.
If you do, it will ultimately be an unsatisfying experience for both the blogger and their readers.β
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13. At first, youβre just blogging once every week or two, but itβs not long before youβre doing it a couple of times a day.
12. A lot of kids fool around with blogs in high school but the serious blogging doesnβt start until college.
11. People really only have one good entry at a time, but will often fake multiple entries because they think it makes their readers happy.
10. It hurts when youβve blogged and the next day your readers pretend like it never happened.
9. You know better than to blog when youβre drunk, but itβs just more fun, even if you do it with topics you wouldnβt have touched when you were sober.
8. The day after youβve blogged drunk, youβve got a lot of explaining to do to your regular readers.
7. Men blog like theyβve got an audience, but women like to keep it intimate.
6. You have to vary your technique once in a while, otherwise your readers will loose interest and youβll drift apart.
5. When you first start to blog, you donβt ever have any long term readers but all you can ever think about is blogging. After a while, you do find some regular readers, but then blogging becomes a chore and you start to feel guilty if itβs been a while.
4. Most people blog at night, in the privacy of their own homes, but thereβs always some jackass strutting around bragging that he prefers to blog in the office at lunch or at the local parkβ¦
3. Everyone knows that if he ever did in fact blog in his office or in the park, he was alone and just blogging into his palm.
2. If you havenβt blogged in a while, you reeeaaally start to miss it.
1. And finally, blogging is like sex because itβs incredibly embarrassing when you get caught.
So friends, I love to blog but if you love what youβre reading please spread the word and keep reading!
Thanks
3 Comments
John Torres
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Thank you for writing! I know it takes time from your day to do it, but you still do. Your readers admire that! π
Alya
If I could give out awards, you would get most loyal reader John, thanks for all the support…I really appreciate it!
John Torres
I really enjoy reading your blog entries! I only comment where I think I can (I don't on some like your fashion ones for example or like the one about coloring your hair with the app, because I don't color my hair [not yet anyway…]).
I actually follow a few blogs. Some about diet and exercise, some about handcrafted beers and some about food. But I enjoy this blog because it is very versatile, funny and entertaining. π
Now, let me go click on some of those ads… π