In A Shocking Statememt

Miss Piggy & Kermit the Frog have announced that they have broken up.
Don’t know about you guys but I’m completely heartbroken.
Not only have I followed their unconventional romance through the years but Miss Piggy has been my fashion icon since I was a kid.

Miss Piggy released the following statement on her Facebook page.
“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Kermit the Frog and moi have made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter… unless we get the right offer. Thank you for your understanding.”
What’s more shocking than the break-up and that she has a FB page is that since the announcement, rumors have been swirling that Kermit has already begun dating another pig named Denise.  Is it me or does she resemble Caitlyn Jenner?

Younger she may be, but no one can replace the fabulous Miss Piggy who also looks to be moving on dating the hunky Liam Hemsworth.  Kermit will no doubt be green with envy!

Gotta love her response when asked about the break-up, “Dating moi is like flying close to the sun. It was inevitable that Kermit would drop down to the ground while I stayed in the heavens.”
Probably what Jennifer Aniston said after Brad dumped her for Angelina Jolie.

Both Miss Piggy and Kermit have resolved to keep things professional as they work on their new show, The Muppets premiering TUESDAY SEPT 22 8|7c on ABC.
Wait, was this all a marketing ploy?
They are so Hollywood!

Alya